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how has it come to this?

that i am being asked to purchase, if willing, a $35 kate spade donner road christmas mug (actually, the bride requested 8 … $280 worth of designer christmas mugs). wedding registries are so goddamned crass. the whole thing disgusts me and i don’t know how i keep summoning the patience to go to these festering affairs. no matter how much i love the woman, it goes against my very constitution.


despite these protestations, my bite loses to my bark because fellowship trumps all. even kate spade mugs.

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  • Lost

    Kate Spade MUGS?????

    Ugh. She is my nemisis! I just don’t understand. Moreover that there are people who are actually BUYING her housewares!


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