how has it come to this?
that i am being asked to purchase, if willing, a $35 kate spade donner road christmas mug (actually, the bride requested 8 … $280 worth of designer christmas mugs). wedding registries are so goddamned crass. the whole thing disgusts me and i don’t know how i keep summoning the patience to go to these festering affairs. no matter how much i love the woman, it goes against my very constitution.
despite these protestations, my bite loses to my bark because fellowship trumps all. even kate spade mugs.