michael cera on his cell phone outside of the union square theater around 7:30. maybe there for some superbad press/screening?
i have never been so starstruck. soo dank i would do unforgivable things to get with michael cera
Hes ours BITCHAA!
michael ur amazinggglyyyy HOTTT AND SEXYYY! fuck ya motherfuckersss.
1. he reminds me of all the hilarious nerdy boys i was BFF with in grammar school — jacob, barry jason. they were ahead of their time — truly hysterical.
2. he’s all yours laurie …
3. but daniel craig belongs to me!
I thought I should tell you two things:
1. Michael Cera is my boy crush.
2. Hands off.