said the first dood who responded to my online personal ad. jeez.
it’s annoying to separate wheat from chafe, for certain. but it can be amusing too. the jass-ackery of many of these guys never ceases to amaze me.
i’m tempted to ask him if we can meet for a first date at the gym and get myoplex shakes after.
i can put oil on him. we could go tanning. imagine the possibilities — i’m getting pumped just thinking of them!
Ugh…and here I was thinking that maybe I should get back online! You just reminded me of the perils!
I don’t get men like this? Do they REALLY think this makes a woman think, “Ooh! He’s cute. Let me write back to him”
he’s hans and i’m franz and he wants to PAMP me up!