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happiness is a choice

do you want to smack me for saying that? i kinda do. i’m not above self-flagellation. here are a coupla things making me giggle today:

1. The punk puss linda gave me. (see right)
2. The story Spill has brilliantly called: “The Passive Aggressive Note to End all Passive Aggressive Notes”:

Helmsley’s Dog Gets $12 Million in Will
Wednesday August 29, 6:12 am ET

vinandleonalarge.jpgHelmsley Dog Gets $12 Million, but Real Estate Billionaire Leaves Nothing to 2 Grandchildren

NEW YORK (AP) — Leona Helmsley’s dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley’s grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire’s estate.

3. This story . Because i too long to pummel douchebags at the gym flailing about, drawing attention to themselves. the fact that they’re a bunch of hyper-competitive finance pricks — even better.

Stuart Sugarman, described by The New York Post as a 48-year-old hedge-fund manager, admitted to the paper that he was the noisiest member of his cycling class, prone to cheering himself on during classes with phrases like “You go, girl.” But two weeks ago, he said, a broker attending the same class at the Equinox Gym in Manhattan’s Upper East Side took matters into his own hands — and shoved him and his bike into a wall.

4. And finally this subtitled version of the idiotic miss teen america contestant’s response to AC slater brings me immense amounts of joy. (thanks laurie!)


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