Starbuttal (n.) Star•but•tal ─ The act of rebutting a Starbucks order that did not use the proper sizing terminology.
“GRANDE coffee?” the surly Barista Starbutted when I asked for a medium coffee.
zenbot (n.): zen • ‘bät ─ a person who responds to all stimuli with an eerie level of peaceful detachment.
“Don’t give me those zenbot platitudes. Can’t you get pissed for once?!”
Think Maria, the Crazy Little Latina …
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i heart these! you are so good at this…i think you should submit to visual thesaurus (or wherever) if you want a wider audience for your brilliance