christine b. whelan says i have an 85% chance of getting married.
You: Who the hell is Christine B. Whelan and what’s with the casio tunes on that web site, yo?
Col: Christine B. Whelan is an evangelist who says being a smart, successful woman doesn’t doom a gal to spinsterhood. From her web site:
Pairing cutting-edge research with sound advice, Dr. Whelan brings to mind what smart women everywhere have long known in their hearts: that the goal is not just to get married, but to have a good marriage, and to lead a fulfilled life.
Totes! Now what are the odds of me marrying Seth?!!
