John Fitzgerald Page, Nationally Acclaimed DOUCHEHOUND!!!
what an egomaniacal nitwit. as if his situation wasn’t bad enough, he goes on national TV to make sure even MORE people hear about it?! not only is he “the worst person in the world” … he’s also a moron! unless this is all an artfully crafted hoax designed to stir up publicity for some shitty ass future book or reality TV show or those lame t shirts already on his web site. i mean, can this guy really be serious? i’d reject john fitzgerald page’s ugly, pompous ass ALL DAY LONG. in fact, i’m thinking of heading down to ATL to organize a strike outside of his 31 story buckhead high rise condominium (a secure building). Gahhhh!
John Fitzgerald Page Named “Least Influential” — Jezebel.com