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stripper name

“The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names” — Chinese Proverb

according to the facebook stripper name app, my stripper name is:

Bailey Wetfire

yet, Yahoo Answers tells me it’s

Dallas Heavenridge

Thoughts?

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John in IL // December 21, 2007 at 6:29 am

Both names suck. Wetfire? Ever try to get “wet” fire going? Heavenridge? That sounds more like a subdivision (in Dallas, no less) than a stripper.

You deserve something better (i’m thinking Xena Balzac).
John in IL // December 21, 2007 at 6:33 am

…de Balzac
Laurie // December 21, 2007 at 8:48 am

Diamond Jellyfire

classy.
colio2007 // December 21, 2007 at 4:34 pm

John — Xena de Balzac is good.

I was thinking Chesty McNutty.

Diamond — Jellyfire, a girl’s best friend.
Lost // December 21, 2007 at 9:18 pm

Dallas Heavenridge is freaking hilarious! I love it!
colio2007 // December 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm

Lost, I think John’s totes right — Heavenridge sounds like a subdivision (in Dallas, no less).
gemellen // December 23, 2007 at 8:25 am

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