“The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names” — Chinese Proverb
according to the facebook stripper name app, my stripper name is:
Bailey Wetfire
yet, Yahoo Answers tells me it’s
Dallas Heavenridge
Thoughts?
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Both names suck. Wetfire? Ever try to get “wet” fire going? Heavenridge? That sounds more like a subdivision (in Dallas, no less) than a stripper.
You deserve something better (i’m thinking Xena Balzac).
…de Balzac
Diamond Jellyfire
classy.
John — Xena de Balzac is good.
I was thinking Chesty McNutty.
Diamond — Jellyfire, a girl’s best friend.
Dallas Heavenridge is freaking hilarious! I love it!
Lost, I think John’s totes right — Heavenridge sounds like a subdivision (in Dallas, no less).
hannah montana
“Wetfire? Ever try to get “wet” fire going? Heavenridge? That sounds more like a subdivision (in Dallas, no less) than a stripper.”
How much is it possible?