schadenfreude? bring it. it’s now 51 days til halloween, which means it’s time to keep vigil for something odd or unfortunate that could be good costume fodder. ideally animal attacks on humans, but acts of national humiliation work too. last year was miss south carolina. year before was steve irwin. 2 years before that was mauled roy horn. you get the idea. suggestions welcome.
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You could go as a moose burger — or a coyote shot in an aerial hunt in Alaska. Other than that, I’m keeping vigil for you.
I think Joe “Hillary might’ve been a better pick than me” Biden would be more fun. That just screams bad (hair plug) wig. And who doesn’t like a bad wig?
Lots of blood in your costumes. Maybe we ought to check your basement, Col.
. . . she needs to get a basement 1st. Check the East River.
You could go as David Axelrod and rock the bad mustache . . . oh no you di-n’t!
How about the 2007 New England Patriots – ha!
Thank you Big Blue!
Scary stuff, Bro Bri. Scary stuff.