somebody told me facebook is for narcissists. not only was i not surprised, but i immediately posted the story to my newsfeed. want shallow releationships? now there’s even a facebook app that let me create my own virtual mr. right. his name is jasper and he sends me texts and emails. here’s what i got last night:
Work is so boring today, but I’m getting through it because I know I get to see you at the end of the day. Thanks for being so incredible.
If you want some distance, go to Mr. Right and click “Stop Emailing Me”: http://apps.new.facebook.com/mrright/