help a girl out, yo. as you may recall, i recently assembled a list of deaths this year for my halloween costume. to it i shall add Bruce Wasserstein and Don Hewitt. i also want to add some inanimate objects. like, such as:
the public option
Jon & Kate + 8
NBC’s primetime lineup
GM’s Saturn
What other famous people or things belong on the R.I.P. list?
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1. i think octomom was kicked out of a fertitlity program
2. interns from a college starting with a q on the dave letter man show
3. the mets and the appropriate football team
4. times weddings page
if i come up with anything else, i’ll let you know!
Your dignity but not your ego
Thanks LK
Newsflash Barry: lost my dignity ages ago. Specifically when I went to the PHHS junior prom as Rob M.’s date and he ignored me the whole time. I implore you to make yourself useful by telling me something I don’t know. Like Captain Lou Albano belongs on the list.
Obama’s political capital.
Balloon boy. Reality t.v. Post-reality t.v. participants’ extra-innings t.v. coverage. Geez, Andy Warhol only promised us 15 minutes!
The requirement of qualifications to receive a Nobel Peace Prize