Imma Break Your Heart: A Songlist

Inspired by Conway West’s douchebag anthem, here’s a quick list of songs in which the singer describes ill-fated, star-crossed loverish relationships.

1) Runaway – Kanye West Message: I’m an ass. Escape while you can!

2) A Martyr For My Love For You – The White Stripes Message: I’m an ass. But I’m a selfless ass who will disappear rather than drag you into an inevitably failed romance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlR9m_T44vM

3) Young Girls – Dan Sartain Message: I am a bitter old man lusting after younger chicks who don’t want me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR2pmh7GVuc

4) Moving With You – QTip Message: You are super sexy and I am intimidated by you. But I still want to bang you. And worship you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziBZfy4yrrM

5) Heaven Help by Lenny Kravitz Message: It’s not about you … it’s about me and my current desire for intimacy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YXn7ZDgvI

6) Brandy, You’re a Fine Girl Message: You’re swell, but I’m not the marrying type.

What others?

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